Things Guys ALWAYS Lie About

Of course you don’t look fat in that"

You walked into this one ladies! All men know that when you ask whether an outfit makes you look fat, they must say no. Even if you do. If you really want the answer, find a straight-shooting girlfriend. 

Of course I don’t visit those websites"

All men visit adult websites from time to time. The lure of all that racy material available at all hours is just too tempting. If he tells you any differently, he's lying. 

I am integral member of my company"

Men don't generally lie about what they do for a living, but they often stretch the truth. They're likely to overstate their importance to the company, and claim to do more than they actually do. If you're still in the dating phase, expect a few more white lies. 

I love you too"

We're not suggesting every man who declares his feeling is putting it on. However, every bloke who says those three little words isn't sincere either. Sometimes saying that you love someone is simply the best way to avoid an argument and keep the peace. Or they simply want to sleep with you. 

I'm 6 foot two ..."

Of course this lie doesn't work in the real world, but you'll be surprised how many dates it's secured for online Romeos. Adding a few extra inches can be the difference between coffee and a casual brush off. Sadly it doesn't help men score date number two! 

"I swear that’s the number of people I've been with"

Ladies, if you ask your man how many partners he's had, prepare to hear a lie. There is no right answer. If the number’s small, he's likely to inflate it to appear a little cool. If his number is on the high side, he'll shrink it to appear chaster. Consider yourself warned!