November 2013 - Best 4 you

A family is at the dinner table

<div dir="rtl" style="text-align: right;" trbidi="on"><div class="entry-content rounded-8" dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;">                  <div class="post-content">            <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjzc-4iU_6xrGjAkElgfYLZj1oLfc9Vj585TkcPQmH8qmhZKDttSbi9FA-m78TYx97B02p5rF9v3eDEY4D2EHpBp_f8sGA-E3i3EUuUHyj298nPzu6IEhVmV4wI7FrlK2MFJuYaaNUv_dU/s1600/Family-Dinner-Cartoon-1483382.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="206" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjzc-4iU_6xrGjAkElgfYLZj1oLfc9Vj585TkcPQmH8qmhZKDttSbi9FA-m78TYx97B02p5rF9v3eDEY4D2EHpBp_f8sGA-E3i3EUuUHyj298nPzu6IEhVmV4wI7FrlK2MFJuYaaNUv_dU/s320/Family-Dinner-Cartoon-1483382.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><span style="font-size: x-large;"><b>A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, ‘Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?’</b></span><br /> <span style="font-size: x-large;"><b>The father, surprised, answers, ‘Well, son, there are three kinds of  Boobs. In her 20′s, a woman’s are like melons, round and firm. In her  30′s to 40′s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After  50, they are like onions’.</b></span><br /> <span style="font-size: x-large;"><b>‘Onions?’</b></span><br /> <span style="font-size: x-large;"><b>‘Yes, you see them and they make you cry.’</b></span><br /> <span style="font-size: x-large;"><b>This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, ‘Mum, how many kinds of ‘willies’ are there?’.</b></span><br /> <span style="font-size: x-large;"><b>The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, ‘Well dear, a man goes  through three phases. In his 20′s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty  and hard. In his 30′s and 40′s, it is like a birch, flexible but  reliable. After his 50′s, it is like a Christmas Tree.’</b></span><br /> <span style="font-size: x-large;"><b>‘A Christmas tree?’</b></span><br /> <span style="font-size: x-large;"><b>‘Yes – the root’s dead and the balls are just for decoration.’</b></span><br />              </div></div></div>

A family is at the dinner table

A family is at the dinner table

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, ‘Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?’ The fathe...

Why do women wear revealing clothes and then get mad at men who look?

<div dir="rtl" style="text-align: right;" trbidi="on"><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span>A  mess of young ladies will wear low cut  shirts that show cleavage or  low cut goods embracing pants or short  skirts and get frantic if  gentlemen take a gander at them. Unless  obviously its a fellow she  prefers then young ladies that dress as that  will stick their  midsection out.</span></span></div><span style="font-size: medium;"></span><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span><br /></span></span></div><span style="font-size: medium;"></span><span style="font-size: medium;"></span><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span><span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,Times New Roman,serif;"><br /></span></span></span></span><span style="font-size: medium;"><span><span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,Times New Roman,serif;">Its   not that its impossible not to look its just very hard. And just   because we look doesn't mean we enjoy looking. It can be irritating if I   am trying to do something serious and some girl in those kind of   clothes is tempting me to look. </span></span></span><span><span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,Times New Roman,serif;"><br /></span></span></span></span><span style="font-size: medium;"><span><span style="font-family: Georgia,Times New Roman,serif;">Its women logic no one can understand them at all..</span></span><span><span style="font-family: Georgia,Times New Roman,serif;"><br /></span></span></span><span style="font-size: medium;"><span><span style="font-family: Georgia,Times New Roman,serif;"><br /></span></span></span><span style="font-size: medium;"><span><span style="font-family: Georgia,Times New Roman,serif;">We  might get  some answers from our ladies here for this question  Why do  women wear  revealing clothes and then get mad at men who look?</span></span></span></div><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span><span style="font-family: Georgia,Times New Roman,serif;"> </span></span></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgVjzat9GOr8WaVoanINxt392jUwdYvtE4P2frnYKmW_qm-pABrmo-FzuwTZrnUWO0_fLVdYDSRNoeCYT9Lpxrs6bvhe6Sx-6ObTjn-HtvFnnLLAhRc2iZe0k-uaX1d8IW0q79PtQBJqCK2/s1600/When+I+Grow+Up,+I+want+to+be+Like+my+Mommy,++Fun+Pics.jpg" /></span></div></div>

Why do women wear revealing clothes and then get mad at men who look?

Why do women wear revealing clothes and then get mad at men who look?

A mess of young ladies will wear low cut shirts that show cleavage or low cut goods embracing pants or short skirts and get frantic if ...

Two elderly gentlemen

<div dir="rtl" style="text-align: right;" trbidi="on"><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEidkWumZ_R9kSUmrMy4tJNavbUOyVGHjCGURKRwa4H0l9jjiKDeJ9T_YOzWqFYksRzyMp_V5tBlS3q1MxTx-2Eabzuf7xr26N1Th_pg8PHopUItnzvQK4RROAJMwZYGDHF0l55nqBNxZpo/s1600/index.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEidkWumZ_R9kSUmrMy4tJNavbUOyVGHjCGURKRwa4H0l9jjiKDeJ9T_YOzWqFYksRzyMp_V5tBlS3q1MxTx-2Eabzuf7xr26N1Th_pg8PHopUItnzvQK4RROAJMwZYGDHF0l55nqBNxZpo/s1600/index.jpg" /></a><b><span style="font-size: large;">Two elderly gentlemen, who had been without sex for several years,  decided they needed to visit a cat-house for some tail….. When they  arrived, the madam took one look at them and decided she wasn’t going to  waste any of her girls on these two old men.</span></b></div><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">So she used “blow-up” dolls instead. She put the dolls in each man’s room and left them to their business.</span></b></div><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">After the two men were finished, they started for home and got to talking.</span></b></div><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">The first man said, “I think the girl I had was dead. She never moved, talked or even groaned… how was it for you?”</span></b></div><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><b><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></b></div><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">The second man replied, “I think mine was a witch.”</span></b></div><b><span style="font-size: large;"></span></b><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">The first man asked, “How’s that?” “Well,” said the second man, “when  I nibbled on her breast…..she farted and flew out the window!” </span></b></div></div>

Two elderly gentlemen

Two elderly gentlemen

Two elderly gentlemen, who had been without sex for several years, decided they needed to visit a cat-house for some tail….. When they arr...

A blonde guy gets home early from work

<div dir="rtl" style="text-align: right;" trbidi="on"><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEibsOlrf57qgfJAATUaE4P5jvNwt_IN2jPwLRCLq59ivFAFMkzBnp-L8UNiHnZtOXyKLNo1yK3UqE1lDUp6QByX8aBfOmgVU6K17DxPEUP114gDZDe50PhZiYydA_lkKiV5lmgczzpkhz4/s1600/blonde-cute-eyes-guy-hot-Favim.com-441917_large.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="259" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEibsOlrf57qgfJAATUaE4P5jvNwt_IN2jPwLRCLq59ivFAFMkzBnp-L8UNiHnZtOXyKLNo1yK3UqE1lDUp6QByX8aBfOmgVU6K17DxPEUP114gDZDe50PhZiYydA_lkKiV5lmgczzpkhz4/s320/blonde-cute-eyes-guy-hot-Favim.com-441917_large.jpg" width="320" /></a><b><span style="font-size: x-large;">A blonde guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises  coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on  the bed, sweating and panting. “What’s up?” he says. “I’m having a heart  attack,” cries the woman.<br />He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he’s dialing, his  4-year-old son comes up and says, “Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted’s hiding in  your closet and he’s got doesn’t have any clothes on!”<br />The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door.<br />Sure enough, there is his brother,totally naked, cowering on the closet floor.<br />“You rotten bastard”, says the husband, “my wife’s having a heart attack and you’re running around naked scaring the kids!!!” </span></b></div></div>

A blonde guy gets home early from work

A blonde guy gets home early from work

A blonde guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the ...

BEST DIVORCE LETTER EVER

<div dir="rtl" style="text-align: right;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiFaVoCxCB45_ucNVx08i2ylqeaS_urlorOYg3hxes_RVN7GRTXpTTkYchmevgO5vqheYFXJNNVt3XV0ZnzKIXP1_3Mf-3Le7Rctuntb6ZNgDQkKaKCY9QdVoDbZbOdffRvKOlXzf6RBns/s1600/images.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiFaVoCxCB45_ucNVx08i2ylqeaS_urlorOYg3hxes_RVN7GRTXpTTkYchmevgO5vqheYFXJNNVt3XV0ZnzKIXP1_3Mf-3Le7Rctuntb6ZNgDQkKaKCY9QdVoDbZbOdffRvKOlXzf6RBns/s1600/images.jpg" /></a></div><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">BEST DIVORCE LETTER EVER</span></b></div><b><span style="font-size: large;"></span></b><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">Dear Wife,</span></b></div><b><span style="font-size: large;"></span></b><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever.  I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show  for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. … Your boss called to tell me  that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week,  you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked  your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You  ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of  your soaps. You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want sex or  anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you’re cheating  on me or you don’t love me anymore; whatever the case, I’m gone.<br />Your EX-Husband</span></b></div><b><span style="font-size: large;"></span></b><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">P.S. don’t try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!</span></b></div><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">Dear Ex-Husband,</span></b></div><b><span style="font-size: large;"></span></b><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It’s true  you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far  cry from what you’ve been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown  out your constant whining & griping Too bad that doesn’t work. I DID  notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came  to mind was ‘You look just like a girl!’ Since my mother raised me not  to say anything if you can’t say something nice, I didn’t comment. And  when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with  MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new  silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was  still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had  just borrowed $50 from me that morning. After all of this, I still loved  you & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10  million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But  when I got home you were gone.. Everything happens for a reason, I  guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer  said that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me. So  take care.</span></b></div><b><span style="font-size: large;"></span></b><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">Signed, Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!<br />P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that’s not a problem. </span></b></div><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><br /></div></div>

BEST DIVORCE LETTER EVER

BEST DIVORCE LETTER EVER

BEST DIVORCE LETTER EVER Dear Wife, I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7...

A Box of Kisses

<div dir="rtl" style="text-align: right;" trbidi="on"><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhT7wSOthKnJM_YYNcEEqQ3kFoxaRURVbD_2bOrK6d_tpt4c0VhO45rJmID8JIYoyE8eo9KGKkCaGXX2qIy97RwvQ3BoFUR_Qpi3yq6TOFb93QuV8sFMKaNy4-y8dYgmzgg-1wm65BQ-3E/s1600/goldbox-300x283.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhT7wSOthKnJM_YYNcEEqQ3kFoxaRURVbD_2bOrK6d_tpt4c0VhO45rJmID8JIYoyE8eo9KGKkCaGXX2qIy97RwvQ3BoFUR_Qpi3yq6TOFb93QuV8sFMKaNy4-y8dYgmzgg-1wm65BQ-3E/s1600/goldbox-300x283.jpg" /></a><b><span style="font-size: large;">Some time ago, a man punished his 3-year-old daughter for wasting a  roll of gold wrapping paper. Money was tight and he became infuriated  when the child tried to decorate a box to put under the Christmas tree.</span></b></div><b><span style="font-size: large;"></span></b><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><b><span style="font-size: large;"></span></b><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">Nevertheless, the little girl brought the gift to her father the next  morning and said, “This is for you, Daddy.” He was embarrassed by his  earlier overreaction, but his anger flared again when he found the box  was empty.</span></b></div><b><span style="font-size: large;"></span></b><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><b><span style="font-size: large;"></span></b><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">He yelled at her, “Don’t you know that when you give someone a present, there’s supposed to be something inside it?”</span></b></div><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">The little girl looked up at him with tears in her eyes and said,”Oh,  Daddy, it is not empty. I blew kisses into the box. All for you,  Daddy.”</span></b></div><b><span style="font-size: large;"></span></b><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><b><span style="font-size: large;"></span></b><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">The father was crushed. He put his arms around his little girl, and he begged for her forgiveness.</span></b></div><b><span style="font-size: large;"></span></b><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">It is told that the man kept that gold box by his bed for years and  whenever he was discouraged, he would take out an imaginary kiss and  remember the love of the child who had put it there.</span></b></div><b><span style="font-size: large;"></span></b><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><b><span style="font-size: large;"></span></b><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">In a very real sense, each of us as humans have been given a gold  container filled with unconditional love and kisses from our children,  friends, family and God. There is no more precious possession anyone  could hold. </span></b></div><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><br /></div></div>

A Box of Kisses

A Box of Kisses

Some time ago, a man punished his 3-year-old daughter for wasting a roll of gold wrapping paper. Money was tight and he became infuriated ...

A man tells his wife that he’s going out to buy cigarettes

<div dir="rtl" style="text-align: right;" trbidi="on"><h5 data-ft="{"type":1,"tn":"K"}" dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: x-large;">A man  tells his wife that he’s going out to buy cigarettes. When he gets to  the store he finds out it’s closed. So the guy ends up going to the bar  to use the vending machine. While there, he has a few beers and begins  talking to this beautiful girl. He has a few more beer and the next  thing he knows he’s in this girl’s apartment and having quite a  pleasurable time. The next thing he know it was 3:00 AM.<br />“Oh my, god, my wife is going to kill me!” he exclaimed. “Quick give me some talcum powder!”<br />She gets him some and he rubs it all over his hands. When he got home  his wife is up waiting for him and she’s furious. “Where the hell have  you been!”<br />He says, “Well to tell you the truth, I went into a bar, had a few  drinks, went home with this blonde and I slept with her.” “Let me see  your hands!” she demands. He shows his wife his powdery hands.<br />“Damn liar, you were out bowling again!”</span></h5></div>

A man tells his wife that he’s going out to buy cigarettes

A man tells his wife that he’s going out to buy cigarettes

A man tells his wife that he’s going out to buy cigarettes. When he gets to the store he finds out it’s closed. So the guy ends up going t...

Last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed

<div dir="rtl" style="text-align: right;" trbidi="on"><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">Last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. As our passion  began to heat up she said, “I don’t feel like it. I just want you to  hold me.” I said, “WHAT?! What was that?!” She said, “You’re just not in  touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your  physical needs as a man.” She responded to my puzzled look by saying,  “Can’t you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the  bedroom?” Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went  to sleep. The next day I took off of work to spend time with her. We  went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big department  store. I walked around with her as she tried on several very expensive  outfits. She couldn’t decide which one to take, so I told her we’d just  buy them all. She wanted new shoes to go with her new clothes, so I  said, “Let’s get a pair for each outfit.” We went on to the jewelry  counter where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. She was so  excited. </span></b></div><div class="separator" dir="ltr" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large; margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><u><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgJ5bbu7dMwyEEY96kbefYxn9gJmgPrUCtK4FuiarjMzakYYmTIRWtjM_L5RMGaHX9FHzdG348aSoogFGk1PVKuwdTFO56r_0xrC6sVLTW12LFOlVQMXi0uCibIYrM4F0PzNqE-p_BTh-A/s1600/index.jpg" /></u> </span></div><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: center;"><b></b></div><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a  tennis bracelet. I threw her for a loop when I said, “That’s fine,  honey.” She was nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.  Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, “I think this is  all dear, let’s go to the cashier.” I could hardly contain myself when I  blurted out, “No baby, I don’t feel like it.” Her face went completely  blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, “WHAT?” I said, “Honey! I just  want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You’re just not in touch with  my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs  as a woman.” Just when she had this look like she was going to kill me,  I added, “Why can’t you just love me for who I am and not for the  things I buy you?” Apparently I’m not having sex tonight either… but at  least she knows I’m smarter than her. </span></b></div></div>

Last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed

Last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed

Last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. As our passion began to heat up she said, “I don’t feel like it. I just want you to ...

20 Habits of Happy People

<div dir="rtl" style="text-align: right;" trbidi="on"><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><strong><i><strong>“Happiness is a habit – cultivate it.”</strong></i> ~ Elbert Hubbard </strong></span></div><span style="font-size: medium;"><b></b></span><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><b>Happiness is one aspiration all people share. No one wants to be sad and depressed.</b></span></div><span style="font-size: medium;"><b></b></span><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><b>We’ve all seen people who are always happy – even amidst agonizing  life trials. I’m not saying happy people don’t feel grief, sorrow or  sadness; they just don’t let it overtake their life. The following are  21 things happy people make a habit of doing:</b></span></div><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" height="300" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgcGgvL26RK_XRGN2EAFXeFPOrmk2bC6Foo2iwNhyWf8YU8VOJ5-6ZElfaUyrdQOXYuYsbxeVdyyv3NgOMK1GO7Ed1E-2yGzpeha8vhYY4fpk3nyTCb64QuoCl4lJrjkSHndUpMqJVDgEo/s400/91-352448.jpeg" width="400" /></div><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"></div><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"></div><a href="http://www.blogger.com/null" name="more"></a><br /><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><b>1. Appreciate Life</b></span></div><span style="font-size: medium;"><b></b></span><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><b>Be thankful that you woke up alive each morning. Develop a childlike  sense of wonder towards life. Focus on the beauty of every living thing.  Make the most of each day. Don’t take anything for granted. Don’t sweat  the small stuff.</b></span></div><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"></div><span style="font-size: medium;"><b></b></span><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><b>2. Choose Friends Wisely</b></span></div><span style="font-size: medium;"><b></b></span><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><b>Surround yourself with happy, positive people who share your values  and goals. Friends that have the same ethics as you will encourage you  to achieve your dreams. They help you to feel good about yourself. They  are there to lend a helping hand when needed.</b></span></div><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"></div><span style="font-size: medium;"><b></b></span><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><b>3. Be Considerate</b></span></div><span style="font-size: medium;"><b></b></span><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><b>Accept others for who they are as well as where they are in life.  Respect them for who they are. Touch them with a kind and generous  spirit. Help when you are able, without trying to change the other  person. Try to brighten the day of everyone you come into contact with.</b></span></div><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"></div><span style="font-size: medium;"><b></b></span><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><b>4. Learn Continuously</b></span></div><span style="font-size: medium;"><b></b></span><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><b>Keep up to date with the latest news regarding your career and  hobbies. Try new and daring things that has sparked your interest – such  as dancing, skiing, surfing or sky-diving.</b></span></div><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"></div><span style="font-size: medium;"><b></b></span><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><b>5. Creative Problem Solving</b></span></div><span style="font-size: medium;"><b></b></span><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><b>Don’t wallow in self-pity. As soon as you face a challenge get busy  finding a solution. Don’t let the set backs affect your mood, instead  see each new obstacle you face as an opportunity to make a positive  change. Learn to trust your gut instincts – it’s almost always right.'</b></span></div><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"></div><span style="font-size: medium;"><b></b></span><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><b>6. Do What They Love</b></span></div><span style="font-size: medium;"><b></b></span><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><b>Some statistics show that 80% of people dislike their jobs! No wonder  there’s so many unhappy people running around. We spend a great deal of  our life working. Choose a career that you enjoy – the extra money of a  job you detest isn’t worth it. Make time to enjoy your hobbies and  pursue special interests.</b></span></div><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"></div><span style="font-size: medium;"><b></b></span><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><b>7. Enjoy Life</b></span></div><span style="font-size: medium;"><b></b></span><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><b>Take the time to see the beauty around you. There’s more to life than  work. Take time to smell the roses, watch a sunset or sunrise with a  loved one, take a walk along the seashore, hike in the woods etc. Learn  to live in the present moment and cherish it. Don’t live in the past or  the future.</b></span></div><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"></div><span style="font-size: medium;"><b></b></span><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><b>8. Laugh</b></span></div><span style="font-size: medium;"><b></b></span><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><b>Don’t take yourself – or life to seriously. You can find humor in  just about any situation. Laugh at yourself – no one’s perfect. When  appropriate laugh and make light of the circumstances. (Naturally there  are times that you should be serious as it would be improper to laugh.)</b></span></div><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"></div><span style="font-size: medium;"><b></b></span><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><b>9. Forgive</b></span></div><span style="font-size: medium;"><b></b></span><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><b>Holding a grudge will hurt no one but you. Forgive others for your  own peace of mind. When you make a mistake – own up to it – learn from  it – and FORGIVE yourself.</b></span></div><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"></div><span style="font-size: medium;"><b></b></span><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><b>10. Gratitude</b></span></div><span style="font-size: medium;"><b></b></span><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><b>Develop an attitude of gratitude. Count your blessings; All of them –  even the things that seem trivial. Be grateful for your home, your work  and most importantly your family and friends. Take the time to tell  them that you are happy they are in your life.</b></span></div><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"></div><span style="font-size: medium;"><b></b></span><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><b>11. Invest in Relationships</b></span></div><span style="font-size: medium;"><b></b></span><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><b>Always make sure your loved ones know you love them even in times of  conflict. Nurture and grow your relationships with your family and  friends by making the time to spend with them. Don’t break your promises  to them. Be supportive.</b></span></div><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"></div><span style="font-size: medium;"><b></b></span><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><b>12. Keep Their Word</b></span></div><span style="font-size: medium;"><b></b></span><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><b>Honesty is the best policy. Every action and decision you make should  be based on honesty. Be honest with yourself and with your loved ones.</b></span></div><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"></div><span style="font-size: medium;"><b></b></span><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><b>13. Meditate</b></span></div><span style="font-size: medium;"><b></b></span><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><b>Meditation gives  your very active brain a rest. When it’s rested you will have more  energy and function at a higher level. Types of meditation include yoga,  hypnosis, relaxation tapes, affirmations, visualization or just sitting  in complete silence. Find something you enjoy and make the time to  practice daily.</b></span></div><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"></div><span style="font-size: medium;"><b></b></span><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><b>14. Mind Their Own Business</b></span></div><span style="font-size: medium;"><b></b></span><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><b>Concentrate on creating your life the way you want it. Take care of  you and your family. Don’t get overly concerned with what other people  are doing or saying. Don’t get caught up with gossip or name calling.  Don’t judge. Everyone has a right to live their own life the way they  want to – including you.</b></span></div><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"></div><span style="font-size: medium;"><b></b></span><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><b>15. Optimism</b></span></div><span style="font-size: medium;"><b></b></span><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><b>See the glass as half full. Find the positive side of any given  situation. It’s there – even though it may be hard to find. Know that  everything happens for a reason, even though you may never know what the  reason is. Steer clear of negative thoughts. If a negative thought  creeps in – replace it with a positive thought.</b></span></div><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"></div><span style="font-size: medium;"><b></b></span><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><b>16. Love Unconditionally</b></span></div><span style="font-size: medium;"><b></b></span><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><b>Accept others for who they are. You don’t put limitations on your  love. Even though you may not always like the actions of your loved ones  – you continue to love them.</b></span></div><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"></div><span style="font-size: medium;"><b></b></span><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><b>17. Persistence</b></span></div><span style="font-size: medium;"><b></b></span><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><b>Never give up. Face each new challenge with the attitude that it will  bring you one step closer to your goal. You will never fail, as long as  you never give up. Focus on what you want, learn the required skills,  make a plan to succeed and take action. We are always happiest while  pursuing something of value to us.</b></span></div><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"></div><span style="font-size: medium;"><b></b></span><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><b>18. Be Proactive</b></span></div><span style="font-size: medium;"><b></b></span><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><b>Accept what can not be changed. Happy people don’t waste energy on  circumstances beyond their control. Accept your limitations as a human  being. Determine how you can take control by creating the outcome you  desire – rather than waiting to respond.</b></span></div><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"></div><span style="font-size: medium;"><b></b></span><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><b>19. Self Care</b></span></div><span style="font-size: medium;"><b></b></span><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><b>Take care of your mind, body and health. Get regular medical check  ups. Eat healthy and work out. Get plenty of rest. Drink lots of water.  Exercise your mind by continually energizing it with interesting and  exciting challenges.</b></span></div><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"></div><span style="font-size: medium;"><b></b></span><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><b>20. Self Confidence</b></span></div><span style="font-size: medium;"><b></b></span><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><b>Don’t try to be someone that you’re not. After all no one likes a  phony. Determine who you are in the inside – your own personal likes and  dislikes. Be confident in who you are. Do the best you can and don’t  second guess yourself.</b></span></div><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><b> </b></span></div></div>

20 Habits of Happy People

20 Habits of Happy People

“Happiness is a habit – cultivate it.” ~ Elbert Hubbard Happiness is one aspiration all people share. No one wants to be sad and depressed....

The wrong email

<div dir="rtl" style="text-align: right;" trbidi="on"><h3 class="post-title entry-title" dir="ltr" itemprop="name" style="text-align: left;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" height="200" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgp_CLDdx_2B4nUWjVuvSMv6xF-nOWZh6Z-7wrAllCMKUd36KQzEltFXGqYvvKpVaJy8bzLwmVDI2_HhRVZonnZ__uq1YetqfTtMLTKnUDac_6jd6nnXWf6EfNO7In6vNcIAhpEWu2wJAg/s200/182112647_1369765318.jpg" width="200" /></span></div></h3><br /><center dir="ltr"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></center><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b><span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}"><span dir="ltr">The wrong email <br /> <br /> A Minnesota couple decided to vacation to Florida during the winter.  They planned to stay at the very same hotel where they spent their  honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was  difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left  Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday. His wife would fly down the  following day.<br /> <br /> The husband checked into t<span class="text_exposed_show">he  hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an  e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her  e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.<br /> <br /> Meanwhile.....somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from  her husband's funeral. He was a minister of many years who was called  home to glory following a sudden heart attack. The widow decided to  check her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and friends. After  reading the first message, she fainted.<br /> The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:<br /> <br /> To: My Loving Wife<br /> Subject: I've Arrived<br /> Date: 16 May 2003<br /> I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now  and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones. I've just  arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been  prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then!  Hope your journey is not as uneventful as mine was.<br /> P.S. Sure is hot down here!</span></span></span></b></span></span></div><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"></div></div>

The wrong email

The wrong email

The wrong email A Minnesota couple decided to vacation to Florida during the winter. They planned to stay at the very same hotel where th...

Three blondes were all applying for the last available position on the Texas Highway Patrol.

<div dir="rtl" style="text-align: right;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" height="200" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjkQ1xTwocRjuOIk6Z0LOTR19cuZz8PFDMsa_P4zz6QTQpQY2__dCx6qDj1sEx_uQJca1OkVDOEObJyEzWkPI0oZ_TMyu2FQteV-vYFiGK03VLL72E4THXKNoafSFy6gdXKYGZjhWwz26I/s200/images.jpg" width="133" /></div><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span></div><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><b><span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}"><span dir="ltr">Three   blondes were all applying for the last available position on the Texas   Highway Patrol. The detective conducting the interview looked at the   three of them and said, "So y'all want to be cops, huh?"The blondes all   nodded.<br /> The detective got up, opened a file drawer, and pulled out a folder.<br /> Sitting back down, he opened it, pulled out a picture, and said, "To be a detective, you have to be able <span class="text_exposed_show">to detect. You must be able to notice things such as distinguishing features and oddities like scars and so forth."<br /> So he stuck the photo in the face of the first blonde and withdrew it   after about two seconds. "Now," he said, "did you notice any   distinguishing features about this man?"<br /> The blonde immediately said, "Yes, I did. He has only one eye!"<br /> The detective shook his head and said, "Of course he has only one eye   in this picture! It's a side profile of his face! You're dismissed!"<br /> The first blonde hung her head and walked out of the office.<br /> The detective then turned to the second blonde, stuck the photo in her   face for two seconds, pulled it back, and said,"What about you? Notice   anything unusual or Outstanding about this man?"<br /> "Yes! He only has one ear!"<br /> <br /> The detective put his head in his hands and exclaimed, "Didn't you hear   what I just told the other lady? This is side picture profile of the   man's face! Of course you can only see one ear! You're excused too!"<br /> The second blonde sheepishly walked out of the office.<br /> The detective turned his attention to the third and last blonde and   said, "This is probably a waste of time, but...." He flashed the photo   in her face for a couple of seconds and withdrew it, saying, "All right,   did you notice anything distinguishing or unusual features about this   man?"<br /> The blonde said, "I sure did. This man wears contact lenses."<br /> The detective frowned, took another look at the picture, and began   looking at some of the papers in the folder. He looked up at the blonde   with a puzzled expression and said, "You're absolutely right! His bio   says he wears contacts! How in the world could you tell that by looking   at his picture?"</span></span></span></b></span></div><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><b><span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}"><span dir="ltr"><span class="text_exposed_show"> The blonde rolled her eyes and said, "Well, Hellooooooooooooo! With only one eye and one ear, he certainly can't wear glasses."</span></span></span></b></span></div></div>

Three blondes were all applying for the last available position on the Texas Highway Patrol.

Three blondes were all applying for the last available position on the Texas Highway Patrol.

Three blondes were all applying for the last available position on the Texas Highway Patrol. The detective conducting the interview look...

The Pope goes to New York.

<div dir="rtl" style="text-align: right;" trbidi="on"><h3 class="post-title entry-title" itemprop="name"><span style="font-size: medium;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" height="197" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhiDVog4p-yTVgPFHAH0PafdIZMhI_e2GKX9ehXHZ8ZX1CR_bkPIwIkO2btV3ltt51_W4uJNhVaJciI0U6iX7DA-nWsgThjHmA4ofGC5BHX7kpcjxIwhgtuyp5YvtMpVA33gVHAgb_rzac/s200/images.jpg" width="200" /></div></span></h3><span style="font-size: medium;"></span><div class="post-header"> </div><span style="font-size: medium;"> </span><div dir="rtl" style="text-align: right;"><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span><b>The   Pope goes to New York. He is picked up at the airport by a limousine.   He looks at the beautiful car and says to the driver, “You know, I   hardly ever get to drive. Would you please let me?”</b></span><span></span></span></div><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span><b>The driver is understandably hesitant and says, “I’m sorry, but I don’t think I’m supposed to do that.”</b></span></span></div><span style="font-size: medium;"><span></span><br /></span><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span><b>But the Pope persists, “Please?” The driver finally lets up. “Oh, all right, I can’t really say no to the Pope.”</b></span></span></div><span style="font-size: medium;"><span></span><br /></span><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span><b>So  the Pope takes the wheel, and boy, is he a speed demon! He hits  the  gas and goes around 100 mph in a 45 zone. A policeman notices and  pulls  him over.</b></span></span></div><span style="font-size: medium;"><span></span><br /></span><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span><b>The  cop walks up and asks the Pope to roll down the window. Startled  and  surprised, the young officer asks the Pope to wait a minute. He goes   back to his patrol car and radios the chief.</b></span></span></div><span style="font-size: medium;"><span></span><br /></span><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span><b>Cop: Chief, I have a problem.</b></span></span></div><span style="font-size: medium;"><span></span><br /></span><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span><b>Chief: What sort of problem?</b></span></span></div><span style="font-size: medium;"><span></span><br /></span><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span><b>Cop: Well, you see, I pulled over this guy for driving way over the speed limit but it’s someone really important.</b></span></span></div><span style="font-size: medium;"><span></span><br /></span><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span><b>Chief: Important like the mayor?</b></span></span></div><span style="font-size: medium;"><span></span><br /></span><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span><b>Cop: No, no, much more important than that.</b></span></span></div><span style="font-size: medium;"><span></span><br /></span><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span><b>Chief: Important like the governor?</b></span></span></div><span style="font-size: medium;"><span></span><br /></span><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span><b>Cop: Way more important than that.</b></span></span></div><span style="font-size: medium;"><span></span><br /></span><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span><b>Chief: Like the president?</b></span></span></div><span style="font-size: medium;"><span></span><br /></span><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span><b>Cop: More.</b></span></span></div><span style="font-size: medium;"><span></span><br /></span><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span><b>Chief: Who’s more important than the president?</b></span></span></div><span style="font-size: medium;"><span></span><br /></span><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span><b>Cop: I don’t know, but he’s got the Pope driving for him.</b></span></span></div><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span><b> </b></span></span></div></div></div>

The Pope goes to New York.

The Pope goes to New York.

The Pope goes to New York. He is picked up at the airport by a limousine. He looks at the beautiful car and says to the driver, “You k...

I Hate My Job!!!

<div dir="rtl" style="text-align: right;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" dir="ltr" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" height="150" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh4olkMxe3KWK0PH7RBrazmRwB-UbH9pRPeY7-4Edmvts-Be-COZED6EIRKQSqsPQ_MeLUeIivOlUM0v7ziZZaIV5ty_yxPG_w1NKNeeJuqehXNWzGGt0yXQRxaFiCCSRCQm_nSJLuyvpw/s200/images.jpg" width="200" /></div><h3 class="post-title entry-title" dir="ltr" itemprop="name" style="text-align: left;"></h3><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: medium;"></span></div><div class="post-header" dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"> </div><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: medium;"> </span></div><center dir="ltr"></center><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: medium;"></span></div><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><b> When you have an 'I Hate My Job' day, try this:<br /><br />On  your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the  thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer. When you get  home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you  will not be disturbed.<br /><br />Change into very comfortable clothing and  sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the  thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it  will not become chipped or broken.<br /><br />Now the fun part begins.</b></span></div><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><b><br />Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully You will notice that in small print there is a statement:<br /><br />"Every Rectal Thermometer made by this company is personally tested and then sanitized."<br /><br />Now,  close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I do not  work in the thermometer quality control department at this company."  HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB  THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE A$$ THAN YOURS!</b></span></div><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><b> </b></span></div><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><b> </b></span></div></div>

I Hate My Job!!!

I Hate My Job!!!

When you have an 'I Hate My Job' day, try this: On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer sec...

How Do Court Reporters Keep Straight Faces?

<div dir="rtl" style="text-align: right;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" height="201" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiPUS8iOsf_z3AzSLWL5iZRlq6H8usp8rx1-zKyT5ut9GDoeGZlvcHDmtTHjB5YXNS0qtAt0BYJDXYWbdp46QPpEJBlPO64qQnFgssUtAe7k7vVDVSsJxsDMlH5s7Ln-gFvwQfWE1-6_SY/s320/law-jokes.gif" width="320" /></div><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><b><br /></b></span></div><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><b><br /></b></span></div><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><b> These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts and are things   people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published   by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the   exchanges were taking place.</b></span></div><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><b><span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}"><span dir="ltr"> <br /> ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?<br /> WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'<br /> ATTORNEY<span class="text_exposed_show">: And why did that upset you?<br /> WITNESS: My name is Susan!<br /><span> ______________________________</span><wbr></wbr><span class="word_break"></span>_<br /> ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?<br /> WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.<br /><span> ______________________________</span><wbr></wbr><span class="word_break"></span>______________<br /> ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?<br /> WITNESS: No, I just lie there.<br /><span> ______________________________</span><wbr></wbr><span class="word_break"></span>______________<br /> ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?<br /> WITNESS: July 18th.<br /> ATTORNEY: What year?<br /> WITNESS: Every year.<br /><span> ______________________________</span><wbr></wbr><span class="word_break"></span>_______<br /> ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you?<br /> WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.<br /> ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you?<br /> WITNESS: Forty-five years.<br /><span> ______________________________</span><wbr></wbr><span class="word_break"></span>___<br /> ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?<br /> WITNESS: Yes.<br /> ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?<br /> WITNESS: I forget..<br /> ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?<br /><span> ______________________________</span><wbr></wbr><span class="word_break"></span>_____________<br /> ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?<br /> WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?<br /><span> ______________________________</span><wbr></wbr><span class="word_break"></span>______<br /> <br /> ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?<br /> WITNESS: He's 20, much like your IQ.<br /><span> ______________________________</span><wbr></wbr><span class="word_break"></span>_____________<br /> ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?<br /> WITNESS: Are you shitting me?<br /><span> ______________________________</span><wbr></wbr><span class="word_break"></span>___________<br /> ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?<br /> WITNESS: Yes.<br /> ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?<br /> WITNESS: Getting laid<br /><span> ______________________________</span><wbr></wbr><span class="word_break"></span>______________<br /> <br /> ATTORNEY: She had three children , right?<br /> WITNESS: Yes.<br /> ATTORNEY: How many were boys?<br /> WITNESS: None.<br /> ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?<br /> WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?<br /><span> ______________________________</span><wbr></wbr><span class="word_break"></span>______________<br /> ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?<br /> WITNESS: By death..<br /> ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?<br /> WITNESS: Take a guess.<br /><span> ______________________________</span><wbr></wbr><span class="word_break"></span>_____________<br /> <br /> ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?<br /> WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard<br /> ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?<br /> WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male.<br /><span> ______________________________</span><wbr></wbr><span class="word_break"></span>_______<br /> ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?<br /> WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.<br /><span> ______________________________</span><wbr></wbr><span class="word_break"></span>________<br /> ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?<br /> WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.<br /><span> ______________________________</span><wbr></wbr><span class="word_break"></span>___________<br /> ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?<br /> WITNESS: Oral...<br /><span> ______________________________</span><wbr></wbr><span class="word_break"></span>___________<br /> ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?<br /> WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM<br /> ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?<br /> WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.<br /><span> ______________________________</span><wbr></wbr><span class="word_break"></span>______________<br /> ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?<br /> WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?<br /> <br /><span> ______________________________</span><wbr></wbr><span class="word_break"></span>________<br /> And last:<br /> <br /> ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?<br /> WITNESS: No.<br /> ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?<br /> WITNESS: No.<br /> ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?<br /> WITNESS: No..<br /> ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?<br /> WITNESS: No.<br /> ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?<br /> WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.<br /> ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?<br /> WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.</span></span></span></b></span></div><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><b><span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}"><span dir="ltr"><span class="text_exposed_show"> </span></span></span></b></span></div></div>

How Do Court Reporters Keep Straight Faces?

How Do Court Reporters Keep Straight Faces?

These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published...

A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous

<div dir="rtl" style="text-align: right;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" height="172" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhoBWfL42h0UE85jWP1W3JM8f1AUvpfqeFOqbmxFVXW54D1tPrk94LYwEeJkN0zPQ9AKs_B7I6ns4XTt44o-zYLmnTAGclEkU0tlDaIsPZT88vQOCNOnYmzsiF5WeW7l24n12NSViTjVRQ/s200/Graphic1.JPG" width="200" /></div><h3 class="post-title entry-title" dir="ltr" itemprop="name" style="text-align: left;"></h3><span style="font-size: medium;"></span><div class="post-header" dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"> </div><span style="font-size: medium;"> </span><center dir="ltr"></center><span style="font-size: medium;">   </span><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span><b><span dir="ltr">A  couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively  mischievous. The two were always getting into trouble and their parents  could be assured that if any mischief occurred in their town their two  young sons were in some way involved.<br /> The parents were at their wits  end as to what to do about their sons' behavior. The mother had heard  that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children in  the past, so she asked her husband if he thought they should send the  boys to speak with the clergyman.<br /> <br /> The husband said, 'We might  as well. We need to do something before I really lose my temper!' The  clergyman agreed to speak with the boys, but asked to see them  individually. The 8 year old went to meet with him first. The clergyman  sat the boy down and asked him sternly,'Where is God?'<br /> <br /> The boy  made no response, so the clergyman repeated the question in an even  sterner tone, 'Where is God?' Again the boy made no attempt to answer.  So the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the  boy's face, 'WHERE IS GOD?'<br /> <br /> At that the boy bolted from the  room and ran directly home, slamming himself in the closet. His older  brother followed him into the closet and asked what had happened. The  younger brother replied, 'We are in BIG trouble this time. God is  missing and they think we did it.'</span></b></span></span></span></div></div>

A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous

A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous

A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous. The two were always getting into trouble and their par...

Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch.

<div dir="rtl" style="text-align: right;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgVFrbzPnZK-KBzQZkhon8m2DUA2hsEhlufgVh8NKGjEkGBDy1Bmggqo_sTNUbjjRr6VN-RV-Zai0IxRNfP5FioXF09YBodOT5d5Y3LTXlt_sFbYQLo5bcIz8mLnKZCRQthEhxz4k1EjBI/s1600/2-woman.jpg" /></div><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><b><span><br /></span></b></span></div><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><b><span><br /></span></b></span></div><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><b></b></span></div><div class="text_exposed_root text_exposed" dir="ltr" id="id_52475d0a86e1d8789981172" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><b><span></span>Two  sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch.  Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In  order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to  purchase a bull from the stockyard in a far town so that they can breed  their own stock.<span dir="ltr"><br /> They only have $600 left. Upon leaving, the  brunette tells her sister, 'When I get there, if I decide to buy the  bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home.'<br /> <br /> The brunette arrives at the stockyard, inspects the bull, and decides  she wants to buy it. The man tells her that he will sell it for $599, no  less. After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her  sister a telegram to tell her the news. She walks into the telegraph  office and says, 'I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her  that I've bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer  to our pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul it home.'<span class="text_exposed_show"><br /> <br /> The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, then  adds, 'It's just 99 cents a word.' Well, after paying for the bull, the  brunette only has $1 left. She realizes that she'll only be able to send  her sister one word.<br /> <br /> After a few minutes of thinking, she nods and says, 'I want you to send her the word 'comfortable.' <br /> <br /> The operator shakes his head. 'How is she ever going to know that you  want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here to  haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her just the word  'comfortable?' <br /> <br /> The brunette explains, 'My sister's blonde. The word's big. She'll read it very slowly ... com-for-da-bull.</span></span></b></span></div></div>

Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch.

Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch.

Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. ...

The Woman In A Hot Air Balloon air baloon

<div dir="rtl" style="text-align: right;" trbidi="on"><h3 class="post-title entry-title" dir="ltr" itemprop="name" style="text-align: center;"><br /></h3><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She reduced altitude and spotted a man below.<br />She descended a bit more and shouted, “Excuse me, can you help me? I  promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago but I don’t know where I  am.”<br />The man below replied “You’re in a hot air balloon hovering  approximately 30 feet above the ground. You’re between 40 and 41 degrees  north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude.”</b></span></div><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b></b></span> <span style="font-size: large;"><b><br />“You must be an engineer,” said the<br />balloonist. “I am”, replied the man.<br />“How did you know?”<br />“Well, answered the balloonist, “everything you told me is technically  correct, but I’ve no idea what to make of </b></span></div><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>your information, and the fact  is I’m still lost. Frankly, you’ve not been much help at all. If  anything, you’ve delayed my trip even more.”<br />The man below responded, “You must be in management.”</b></span></div><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b></b></span></div><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b></b></span></div><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b></b></span></div><div class="separator" dir="ltr" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" height="200" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEghRUs0p0p1oRvWHt6KfyJ-KsNbBpNdCaD3Wh95f5CJW_he8d5rYeMV4qzcgas37TInAkxK2T_gsmjBBg4x03ABT4y99O_ZGdGUHZg2tO0BhLasBHbwKyh7JTnVfXWY8tGz8cM0vsbGOqE/s200/balloon.jpg" width="193" /></div><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b><br />“I am,” replied the balloonist, “but how did you know?”<br />“Well,” said the man, “You don’t know<br />where you are or where you’re going.You have risen to where you are due  to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise which you’ve no idea  how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your  problems?!!”</b></span></div><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: center;"><br /></div></div>

The Woman In A Hot Air Balloon air baloon

The Woman In A Hot Air Balloon air baloon

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She reduced altitude and spotted a man below. She descended a bit more and shouted, “Exc...

After 37 years of marriage - Be a smart wife

<div dir="rtl" style="text-align: right;" trbidi="on"><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>After 37 years of marriage. Jake dumped his wife for his Young secretary.</b></span></div><span style="font-size: large;"></span><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>His new girlfriend demanded that they live in Jake and Edith’s multi  million dollar home and since the man’s lawyers were a little better he  prevailed.</b></span></div><span style="font-size: large;"><b></b></span><br /><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>He gave Edith his now ex-wife just 3 days to move out. She spent the  1st day packing her belongings into boxes crates and suitcases.</b></span></div><span style="font-size: large;"></span><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b> </b></span></div><span style="font-size: large;"></span><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh3CJvwZ01tSE0DaFKcm2j2w1j2Feap0bj25c-398hLWgiyqnsfiTgSZM9RiAcItDmkJmdYnQAXuFwlDxzg8qdWhhhTGlzZ2T15mQYWhLgaCv_jIumLFbxUgMoT8f96HY4L3R_l8UY4j7I/s1600/images.jpg" /></span></div><span style="font-size: large;"></span><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b> </b></span></div><span style="font-size: large;"></span><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b> </b></span></div><span style="font-size: large;"><b></b></span><br /><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>On the 2nd day she had to movers come and collect her things.</b></span></div><span style="font-size: large;"><b></b></span><br /><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>On the 3rd day she sat down for the last time at their beautiful  dining room table by candlelight put on some soft background music and  feasted on a pound of shrimp a jar of caviar and a bottle of Chardonnay.</b></span></div><span style="font-size: large;"><b></b></span><br /><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>When she had finished she went into each and every room and stuffed  half-eaten shrimp shells dipped in caviar into the hollow of all of the  curtain rods. She then cleaned up the kitchen and left.</b></span></div><span style="font-size: large;"><b></b></span><br /><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>When the husband returned with his new girlfriend all was bliss for the first few days.</b></span></div><span style="font-size: large;"><b></b></span><br /><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Then slowly the house began to smell. They tried everything cleaning  mopping and airing the place out. Vents were checked for dead rodents  and carpets were cleaned. Air fresheners were hung everywhere.<br />Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters during which they  had to move out for a few days and in the end they even replaced the  expensive wool carpeting. NOTHING WORKED.</b></span><br /><br /><span style="font-size: large;"><b><center> <script async src="//pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/js/adsbygoogle.js"></script><ins class="adsbygoogle"      style="display:inline-block;width:300px;height:250px"      data-ad-client="ca-pub-7788903490153304"      data-ad-slot="1914294878"></ins><script>(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); </script>  </center></b></span><br /></div><span style="font-size: large;"><b></b></span><br /><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>People stopped coming over to visit. Repairman refused to work in the house.</b></span></div><span style="font-size: large;"><b></b></span><br /><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>The Maid quit.</b></span></div><span style="font-size: large;"><b></b></span><br /><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Finally they could not take the stench any longer and decided to move.</b></span></div><span style="font-size: large;"><b></b></span><br /><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>A month later even through they had cut their price in half they could not find a buyer for their stinky house.</b></span></div><span style="font-size: large;"><b></b></span><br /><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Word got out and eventually even the local realtors refused to return  their calls. Finally they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the  bank to purchase a new place.</b></span></div><span style="font-size: large;"><b></b></span><br /><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>The ex-wife called the man and asked how things were going. He told  her the saga of the rotting house. She listened politely and said that  she missed her old home terribly and would be willing to reduce her  divorce settlement in exchange for getting the house back.</b></span></div><span style="font-size: large;"><b></b></span><br /><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how bad the smell was he agreed on a  price that was about 1/10th of what the house ha been worth, but only if  she were to sign the papers that very day. She agreed and within the  hour his lawyers delivered the paperwork.</b></span></div><span style="font-size: large;"><b></b></span><br /><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>A week later the man and his girlfriend stood smiling as they watched  the moving company pack everything to take to their new home.</b></span></div><span style="font-size: large;"><b></b></span><br /><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>INCLUDING THE CURTAIN RODS.:)</b></span></div></div>

After 37 years of marriage - Be a smart wife

After 37 years of marriage - Be a smart wife

After 37 years of marriage. Jake dumped his wife for his Young secretary. His new girlfriend demanded that they live in Jake and Edith’s mul...

The Newly Married Couple

<div dir="rtl" style="text-align: right;" trbidi="on"><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" height="196" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi6KsQ5SO-2Gf7ChzQgconiNTNKyNEOZO51jKq_GushtRh0xjtr9GndqgFPTgIqs5WaCj49DO8a92MPGTHCRDT3OxeIFLmne8ghc4yK2RqDI3uA9Vd1ZYGGsXJkjBP4mk5bBqwSg2l77Ec/s200/images.jpg" width="200" /></div><br /><br /><div dir="rtl" style="text-align: right;"><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><b><span style="font-size: medium;">A  newlywed couple moves into their new house. One day the husband  comes  home from work and his wife says, “Honey, you know, in the  upstairs  bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?” The  husband  says, “What do I look like, Mr. Plumber?” A few days go by, and  he  comes home from work and his wife says, “Honey, the car won’t start. I   think it needs a new battery. Could you change it for me?”</span></b></div><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><b><span style="font-size: medium;"></span></b></div><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><b><span style="font-size: medium;"><span id="more-2661"></span></span></b></div><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><b><span style="font-size: medium;"></span></b></div><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><b><span style="font-size: medium;">He  says: “What do I look like, Mr. Goodwrench?” Another few days go  by,  and it’s raining pretty hard. The wife finds a leak in the roof. She   says, “Honey, there’s a leak on the roof! Can you please fix it?” He   says, “What do I look like, Bob Vila?” The next day the husband comes   home, and the roof is fixed. So is the plumbing. So is the car. He asks   his wife what happened. “Oh, I had a handyman come in and fix them,”  she  says. “Great! How much is that going to cost me?” he snarls. Wife  says:  “Nothing. He said he’d do it for free if I either baked him a  cake or  slept with him.” “Uh, well, what kind of cake did you make?”  asks the  husband. “What do I look like,” she says, “Betty Crocker?”</span></b></div><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"></div><div style="text-align: center;">  </div><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"></div><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"></div></div><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><br /></div></div>

The Newly Married Couple

The Newly Married Couple

A newlywed couple moves into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, “Honey, you know, in the upsta...

Tattoo Spelling Fails 5 pics

<div dir="rtl" style="text-align: right;" trbidi="on"><h2 dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span> Ouch! The only thing worse than a painful tattoo, is a painfully mis-spelled tattoo! #5 is just hilarious.  </span></span></h2><h2 dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span> </span></span></h2><h2 dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span>5</span> Lord give me strenth  </span></h2><b><span style="font-size: large;"></span></b><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">Yeah, and you're going to need both of those things when it comes to  figuring out how to squeeze a "G" in there. Shame the needle didn't come  with a spell check.  </span></b></div><h2 dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh1LawBFD0Id8-2aIX_1DZUJ6QKXoSPkRzyLgjaQD1P1chNx_l3458uTYpefr9CMmvhX-qiWE8KerkcCmduClwGcgFiSs1dfIG4vOcf_bVhb9VunW-Fch0IKNOcerMAxsLZsRk55YFmglE/s1600/Silent-Witness.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh1LawBFD0Id8-2aIX_1DZUJ6QKXoSPkRzyLgjaQD1P1chNx_l3458uTYpefr9CMmvhX-qiWE8KerkcCmduClwGcgFiSs1dfIG4vOcf_bVhb9VunW-Fch0IKNOcerMAxsLZsRk55YFmglE/s1600/Silent-Witness.jpg" /></a></div></span></span></h2><h2 dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span> </span></span></h2><h2 dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span>4 </span> Does it really?  </span></h2><b><span style="font-size: large;"></span></b><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">it's get better does sound kinda folksy. Doesn't it? </span></b></div><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" dir="ltr" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: large;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEijogYxgjO08ngHLqaWUTukkfCPB1HnnpGvgZ1kkmS8ubeOkKboQFxvD0PXkttyFGoTp8aV6EEoPJm5EB3ip83U-lc0KD01QvI-XN3PCgFM2d9V6uErv4xyh3EfntRnmEJ7OAHaXhq0tpA/s1600/Silent-Witness.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEijogYxgjO08ngHLqaWUTukkfCPB1HnnpGvgZ1kkmS8ubeOkKboQFxvD0PXkttyFGoTp8aV6EEoPJm5EB3ip83U-lc0KD01QvI-XN3PCgFM2d9V6uErv4xyh3EfntRnmEJ7OAHaXhq0tpA/s1600/Silent-Witness.jpg" /></a></span></b></div><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><h2 dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span> </span></span></h2><h2 dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span>3</span> Comedy of errors?  </span></h2><b><span style="font-size: large;"></span></b><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">If only tragedy was spelt correctly, this would be a cool tattoo </span></b></div><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" dir="ltr" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: large;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhksQZAzTnwuvr85_w13sCPgXgt7dtmtpzmyo5BBkcxAeNJjHjAtV-OFbfw7a9iWv2YP1VdQ2uuTDIxC4SR_0vwE3yDxtBztUUHtsTWM34k_Bu6icQ5RGNDCqMnPEZJqf4Uv8QWEB-O3_s/s1600/Silent-Witness.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhksQZAzTnwuvr85_w13sCPgXgt7dtmtpzmyo5BBkcxAeNJjHjAtV-OFbfw7a9iWv2YP1VdQ2uuTDIxC4SR_0vwE3yDxtBztUUHtsTWM34k_Bu6icQ5RGNDCqMnPEZJqf4Uv8QWEB-O3_s/s320/Silent-Witness.jpg" width="305" /></a></span></b></div><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><h2 dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span>2</span> Your vs. You're  </span></h2><b><span style="font-size: large;"></span></b><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">Apparently this is the most common grammatical mistake made on the  internet. People just don't get the difference between 'your' and  'you're' </span></b></div><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" dir="ltr" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhTDeV0QcJGMvONPZqna_BzTNqZDsVqUMrd-wKp_BhN4ADgn_xeKdRiUZgnsx87haT1ThCOE0W1BEF5nohtAog-2E0iucw-Dp8zXWjFfQRlOrEPSdTK2dXA40qAauGE4d610sU2-ujUDns/s1600/Silent-Witness.jpg" /></span></b></div><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><h2 dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span>1</span> Who is Life?   </span></h2><b><span style="font-size: large;"></span></b><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">Man, this must be a crushing blow to her self esteem. If you already  need this sort of encouragement so much that you tattoo it onto your  torso, imagine the backlash when that Hallmark junk is spelled wrong. </span></b></div><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" dir="ltr" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj17pOUIN2alSOFXoHaDbU-ibbkVmEig7AIGXR7-N4CRBcWWJTESkRWSqOZsmHcBoxc9L3nQ8GOXAO1wRl4sXJEa5isxW84sImfeVEqUutlkiGfqHA1rR0GNI8_ap15IUWezs-rtR_gcK8/s1600/Silent-Witness.jpg" /></span></b></div><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><br /></div></div>

Tattoo Spelling Fails 5 pics

Tattoo Spelling Fails 5 pics

Ouch! The only thing worse than a painful tattoo, is a painfully mis-spelled tattoo! #5 is just hilarious. 5 Lord give me strenth Yeah...

Your Mobile Device Is Changing Your Family Life ? Did You Realize?

<div dir="rtl" style="text-align: right;" trbidi="on"><h3 dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;">1) Text messaging has made moms all-powerful.</span></h3><b><span style="font-size: large;"></span></b><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">When I went off to college in the days of T9 phones, text messaging was beyond my mom. Mix that with the fact that I’m <i>terrible</i> at answering my phone and listening to voicemails, and you have a  recipe that greatly weakened my overprotective mother’s power to monitor  my life.</span></b></div><b><span style="font-size: large;"></span></b><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><b><span style="font-size: large;"> But since my mom got a phone  with a full keyboard and learned how to text message, she is  UNSTOPPABLE. Anything she wants to know, she knows—since she’s aware  that I always answer my texts. And the more she knows about my life, the  more powerful she grows, like some sort of mythical creature. At this  point, I’m pretty sure she can telepathically force me to only date  nice, Jewish girls.</span></b></div><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg-cOHh0bppR2CZfxuxK8GJmMJ8Tcp8EESRIs6F9Fq72BlFfJnUg5mFRuPVgFRogrV5YcSVc_kuC-PLtBbrwmTVmYfY9AeRptEW5c_67h38u6-OWGprIUy4EMbE8Vpm6sqWgao_2JCF0ds/s400/Silent-Witness.jpg" width="350" /></div><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="line-height: inherit;"></span></span></b><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><h3 dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;">2) Babies are outperforming their elders.</span></h3><b><span style="font-size: large;"></span></b><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="line-height: inherit;">This past December, I got  my 3-year-old niece a Nexus 7 tablet because she’s ridiculously cute and  I want to buy her love. (And also because being a tech-savvy uncle is  really cool, right? Right?!)</span></span></b></div><b><span style="font-size: large;"></span></b><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">Seven months later, she’s a total tablet pro. It’s like she was born  with it attached to her hands. She navigates between apps, performs  basic troubleshooting, and even waits patiently when the device just  needs a second to load. Meanwhile, every time I hand my iPad to anyone  in my family over 50, they start to pound on the touch screen like an  enraged chimp as soon as there’s a pause.</span></b></div><b><span style="font-size: large;"></span></b><h3 dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;">3) Half-a-world away is nothing.</span></h3><b><span style="font-size: large;"></span></b><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">Last month, my girlfriend (see? The powers of Mom at work) flew to  Israel to attend the wedding of her estranged cousin. Once reunited,  they bonded like sisters immediately, even spending time at the beach  together.</span></b></div><b><span style="font-size: large;"></span></b><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="line-height: inherit;">Since my girlfriend returned home, they’ve been messaging each other via </span><a href="http://www.whatsapp.com/" style="line-height: inherit;" target="_blank">WhatsApp</a><span style="line-height: inherit;"> like madmen. It’s as if they’re only a few miles apart, instead of a  12-hour flight. Meanwhile, my cousin lives 10 blocks away and I never go  out to take Jager shots with him and his fellow Wall Street bros. How  messed up is that?</span></span></b></div><b><span style="font-size: large;"></span></b><h3 dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;">4) Every embarrassment is on the record.</span></h3><b><span style="font-size: large;"></span></b><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">Get-togethers on my dad’s side of the family get notoriously wild.   (What can I say? We’re a thirsty family.) Inevitably, someone will be  dressed up in a really weird costume or passed out facedown in a pie.</span></b></div><b><span style="font-size: large;"></span></b><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">In the olden days, these instances would have been nothing but family  legends. But now that everyone’s armed with an iPhone or Samsung  Galaxy, our embarrassments are documented. Luckily, this hasn’t deterred  anyone from acting like an idiot, but we have had to forge “No Facebook  sharing” pacts.</span></b></div><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><h3 dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;">5) “I’m going to put a tracking device on you” is no longer a joke.</span></h3><b><span style="font-size: large;"></span></b><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">Growing up, my mom would joke about placing a tracking device under  my skin, and from the look in her eyes, I knew she wasn't completely  kidding.</span></b></div><b><span style="font-size: large;"></span></b><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">Now, family-finder apps like <a href="https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/find-my-kids-footprints/id400119299?mt=8" target="_blank">Find My Kids</a> allow  parents to turn their kids’ phones into tracking devices and follow  their every move. This may be good for parents, but I worry that  teenagers will miss out on the character building that comes from going  to a party when you’re supposed to be sleeping over at a friend’s house.  Imagine high school without the experience of having to walk home from a  party without any pants. This is the technological future I worry  about.</span></b></div><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><br /></div></div>

Your Mobile Device Is Changing Your Family Life ? Did You Realize?

Your Mobile Device Is Changing Your Family Life ? Did You Realize?

1) Text messaging has made moms all-powerful. When I went off to college in the days of T9 phones, text messaging was beyond my mom. Mix tha...

5 Facts - How Shy People Flirt

<div dir="rtl" style="text-align: right;" trbidi="on"><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="_1x1" dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><div class="userContentWrapper"><div class="_wk"> </div></div></div><h2 dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;">1- The Laughing Addict</span></h2><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b></b></span></div><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>We’ve all come across someone like this – the person </b></span></div><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>who laughs at  absolutely everything! Often this laughter is a nervous laugh from a shy  person, who feels that if they laugh at everything their crush says or  does, then it will come across as flirting. While happy and bubbly  people are often found attractive, laughing at a story of someone’s pet  getting hit by a car or an equally as sad story will not win you any  brownie points!</b></span></div><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" dir="ltr" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgKmtA4DH6Ba-S1Jp3_WLNGlGn_zHcYng_v8IQlreMmWZgV5Ji5YrkIvC7HBYX8nMwVk-k9TS6oiQ7nsd0HLsbDlUHMxzJvMOS3vEYlqtdBDtyMnMfrK6UIK-fxx6k_ZNeS9AYzN-DgTHE/s1600/Silent-Witness.jpg" /></b></span></div><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><h2 dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;">2- Permanent Friend Zone</span></h2><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b></b></span></div><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Ouch, this one is bound to hurt! Often a shy person will achieve the  status of finally “being friends” with their crush, however this is  where their ambitions end. The shy person will lack the courage to  pursue anything more than friends, so “in the friend zone” they will  forever stay.</b></span></div><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" dir="ltr" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgWX_cbeJDTPP8yR9YeQKTi3p7ybbc6E4E46zGlgynhfFiYd3BhLDNV8lAxNYdtqj3pS6ZlCeGXyPaTDhv7DAGarPKWd5Zx497CLFsa1B3hQmQdt7QIUfLNTJrfueEiaMLhwUoXVN_42RI/s1600/Silent-Witness.jpg" /></b></span></div><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><h2 dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;">3- The Starer</span></h2><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b></b></span></div><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Shy people sometimes even work up the courage to stare at their crush  – gasp! The only problem with staring is that it has a 50/50 chance of  being successful. Either the person being stared at will think it is a  compliment because they find the person staring at them to be quite  attractive, or stranger-danger alarm bells will ring in their head and  they will find it creepy!</b></span></div><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" dir="ltr" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEihNsHDeS-Y1Q7RS3a3NB3cofoCPTmq2mH28gxW1YQUu1poV3KfUel5YmnsdN4Ee1FjksfyPtAEmYPx4LIgGEMulVl3phafegarXQGh8VkdaLiXzjEvZ6xwDiliWQVNeVbaKNHjev757Rg/s1600/Silent-Witness.jpg" /></b></span></div><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b><br /></b></span></div><h2 dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;">4- Favors Galore</span></h2><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b></b></span></div><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Have you got a shy friend who seems to always go out of their way to  help you? Looks like this friend might have a little bit of a crush on  you! Shy people will often do favors for the person they like, however  they will mask these favors as simply just trying to help out be nice.  To shy people, this is flirting.</b></span></div><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" dir="ltr" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjzGmDEp4RMRbFhEQEviQRlHOQtUS_aioH9ICPNRFjrh_bb7HpsieMk4PT3TliiRPM8eMohsTxUvH1rN5iqFe8EHz9GTMOc8nEQ8_vt7wxZPODKyiO2OwW8AYulFb9ke0q86J7CmYId15Y/s1600/Silent-Witness.jpg" /></b></span></div><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b><br /></b></span></div><h2 dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;">5- Silent Witness</span></h2><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b></b></span></div><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Shy people will gladly take part in a conversation with their crush,  but only as far as listening goes! You might notice that a shy person  will never ask questions or delve deeper into your personality or  interests – they just simply don\’t have the courage! Shy people will  instead satisfy their curiosity by asking other people about you, or by  checking out your social media pages for more information.</b></span></div><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b><br /></b></span></div><div class="separator" dir="ltr" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgq0lKokUVvRkQJoK2BMN6M2A3ab1Yng-XR4gj0bP-5X26RPHLgyfKRz0aFiK0PtjvWXvdIXRUEOMhbwAqZhOaKbY2S46XDol4fseUiiDSqgvNdhl9qiareWmX1WzLw_Uka2xgDPGZIY74/s1600/Silent-Witness.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="209" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgq0lKokUVvRkQJoK2BMN6M2A3ab1Yng-XR4gj0bP-5X26RPHLgyfKRz0aFiK0PtjvWXvdIXRUEOMhbwAqZhOaKbY2S46XDol4fseUiiDSqgvNdhl9qiareWmX1WzLw_Uka2xgDPGZIY74/s320/Silent-Witness.jpg" width="320" /></a></b></span></div><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b><br /></b></span></div><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b><span id="more-6162"></span></b></span></div></div>

5 Facts - How Shy People Flirt

5 Facts - How Shy People Flirt

1- The Laughing Addict We’ve all come across someone like this – the person who laughs at absolutely everything! Often this laughter is ...

5 Phenomenal Animal Friendships

<div dir="rtl" style="text-align: right;" trbidi="on"><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><br /><span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}"><span dir="ltr"><i><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Here are 6 of the most surprising inter species animal friendships. A must read inspirational post.  </b></span></i></span></span></div><h2 dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;">1- Gorilla and cat</span></h2><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Koko the gorilla is one of the most studied primates in history. Her  handlers have been examining her remarkable ability to understand  language. Koko communicates in American Sign Language, and has been  known to create her own terms for new items and ideas using signs she  already knows (calling a ring a ‘finger-bracelet’ for instance). In  1984, Koko asked her trainers whether she might be allowed to keep a pet  cat. She chose a grey kitten and called it All Ball. Koko nurtured All  Ball as if it were a baby gorilla, and would appear distressed when  parted from it. When All Ball was knocked down and killed by a car, Koko  was seen to mourn the cat’s death, and use signs for ‘sad’ and ‘frown’  to describe her feelings. She has since had several more pets.  </b></span></div><div class="separator" dir="ltr" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEivw0vqo8A0LjROWdLWOYvZB3BsXF0fUrabitnFKS4nGi22oJurnwRSlP7mPAwLDD3OruK05SKdO_a6vGODcTldOc2mI80NHN4_E0wk1hLbjs9ybz4U7AuBz6XI2H05A9cLPDJ4KoaaqEA/s1600/10-Gorilla-and-cat.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="300" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEivw0vqo8A0LjROWdLWOYvZB3BsXF0fUrabitnFKS4nGi22oJurnwRSlP7mPAwLDD3OruK05SKdO_a6vGODcTldOc2mI80NHN4_E0wk1hLbjs9ybz4U7AuBz6XI2H05A9cLPDJ4KoaaqEA/s400/10-Gorilla-and-cat.jpg" width="400" /></a></b></span></div><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><h2 dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;">2- Elephant and sheep</span></h2><span style="font-size: large;"><b></b></span><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>When Themba the elephant was a calf, his mother fell to her death.  The orphan elephant was found and rescued by rangers at the Shamwari  reserve in South Africa. At the reserve Themba was placed in a pen to  protect him from other animals. Since elephants are social animals, it  was decided to place a sheep called Albert in the pen to offer Themba  companionship. At first the elephant made a game of chasing the sheep  but the two eventually bonded and could be seen sleeping together at  night. When it was time to begin preparing Themba for release, Albert  was removed from the pen and Themba was introduced to more typical  animals from South Africa. Before Themba could be released he succumbed  to a disease of the intestine. Albert has remained at the reserve.</b></span></div><div class="separator" dir="ltr" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgTOOQjMODVgd-dNVo-_jU5Ovwvg4dNG5zy5_xGU4b3fMEnBp-RblYBEpNWTBqZweCeGUotUdLf2L3V38wsInBNa_XUtcVO2Zk0Ya-JFd-YB_297SZ4BrfDYptFQQug0TuVpo99RTOTgjY/s1600/10.-Bull-Dog.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="243" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgTOOQjMODVgd-dNVo-_jU5Ovwvg4dNG5zy5_xGU4b3fMEnBp-RblYBEpNWTBqZweCeGUotUdLf2L3V38wsInBNa_XUtcVO2Zk0Ya-JFd-YB_297SZ4BrfDYptFQQug0TuVpo99RTOTgjY/s400/10.-Bull-Dog.jpg" width="400" /></a></b></span></div><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b> </b></span></div><h2 dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;">3- Dog and otter</span></h2><span style="font-size: large;"><b></b></span><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>When a sea otter pup was found abandoned on a building site in Wales,  it was taken to a wildlife reserve to be fed and treated and returned  to full health. The aim was to heal the otter and set him free again.  After a few months at the reserve, the pup’s handlers decided he needed a  playmate to use up some of his boisterous energy. Since otters have a  nasty nip and are very inquisitive it was thought the perfect playmate  for the pup would be a puppy. An eight month old Labrador called Molly  was brought in and the two played together while the otter was taught to  swim. The otter, called Geraint, is due to be released in the very near  future.</b></span></div><div class="separator" dir="ltr" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b><img border="0" height="282" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiNVAJnfalBxqyr5ZNYJCnoZGqguIua7ZGNO3sKh9Z4jKRsCTF5ZjLjfi4_jloVTpO8gFQ_dA2_jjxowpDNis9X8w-rv0I6xZ2byKpK2eMEGjCOe8YhTv3F4Q0XsQRYsJd__a_uC2Tw_uk/s400/6-Dog-and-otter.jpg" width="400" /></b></span></div><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><h2 dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;">4- Tiger, bear, and lion.</span></h2><span style="font-size: large;"><b></b></span><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b> While most of the animal partnerships on this list were thrown  together by accident or misfortune, this unusual friendship between a  tiger, a lion, and a bear came about after they were rescued from a drug  baron’s house during a police raid. The cubs, in Atlanta, were moved to  an animal sanctuary and were kept together despite all three species  being known for their aggressive tendencies. Now fully grown, they can  still be seen playing together and settling down to sleep in the same  wooden shelter in the evening. The animals had been kept by their  original owner as status symbols. Some experts estimate that there are  more than 5,000 tigers in private hands in the US – more than those  remaining in the wild  .</b></span></div><div class="separator" dir="ltr" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b><img border="0" height="288" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi5nQLWIx0hd3DFs0Bkf0YrZg6hxq9SPwzWcBQZ2ZcWpCPa-dHTaO7gH_uoX5xrkBGfDkYsdRdicyKag2g4WAUAGWjjdk77ooNGNjBRScok7vitjOUh4puKvdPd6iMxYo3VJ8HXb8KBnMY/s400/4-Tiger-bear-and-lion..jpg" width="400" /></b></span></div><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><h2 dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;">5- Orangutan and dog</span></h2><span style="font-size: large;"><b></b></span><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Suryia, an orangutan, and Roscoe, a dog, were raised together in a  South Carolina sanctuary. The two met when Suryia spotted the homeless  Roscoe wandering into an animal centre. The keepers decided to adopt the  dog, and allowed him to spend time with Suryia to give the primate some  friendship. Orangutans are very intelligent, and prefer not to be on  their own.The orangutan takes the dog for walks around the enclosure on a  lead, and swims with him. There are also pictures online of the pair  being taken for a ride on the back of an elephant, which also lives in  the sanctuary. The two animals have become the subject of a book being  used to raise money for their shared home.   </b></span></div><div class="separator" dir="ltr" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b><img border="0" height="325" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEggNaCKCDG0aDccwjB-HmSkCnQvw4WwCZGa12ygfB4yPS0-G8xD1kb2bVpByQYv0sNXdkPkvplrAFZwZVG4jLbjSMeP8xmOfH3-QYkQ5fVbmCXoxxxhzL9buxtNc4AnXj664w8fvf4oGnY/s400/2-Orangutan-and-dog.jpg" width="400" /></b></span></div><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><h2 dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;">6- Snake and hamster</span></h2><span style="font-size: large;"><b></b></span><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>In many countries it is illegal to feed live vertebrates to other  animals. In Japan, however, it is permitted to feed live rodents to  snakes. In Tokyo zoo, a hamster was placed in the terrarium of a snake  called Aochan, who was refusing to eat frozen rats. Aochan, a rat snake,  would be expected to make a meal of a hamster but instead left it  alone. The hamster does not seem afraid of his reptile chum and often  sleeps on top of Aochan. At first the keepers thought there might be  something wrong with the snake, or that he would eat the hamster in time  – but the two remained companions for several months. They became an  attraction at the zoo, and the lucky hamster was called Gohan by his  keepers, meaning ‘Meal.’</b></span></div><div class="separator" dir="ltr" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b><img border="0" height="262" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi2u1f5tmelT2Ki6j-b6nLTE28O1a6w9oJpNzxySkqe7aqko-jFkcRlEDCdHfwmN5fR0kSFOowDbjAS8GEsaRzElgLG3GmvcF5haBvj8OAAO0Im_sCeypk0vvU7lZExviFm7ELWR8NitV0/s400/1-Snake-and-hamster.jpg" width="400" /></b></span></div><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><br /></div></div>

5 Phenomenal Animal Friendships

5 Phenomenal Animal Friendships

Here are 6 of the most surprising inter species animal friendships. A must read inspirational post. 1- Gorilla and cat Koko the gorilla is ...

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<div dir="rtl" style="text-align: right;" trbidi="on"><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;">I don't know how I ever lived without these life tips. Never get a mosquito bite again! </span></div><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div class="after_title" dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><h2><span style="font-size: large;"><span>1</span> Bagel Holder  </span></h2><span style="font-size: large;">Here's a new use for your ancient CD-rom holder! You can take that  useless old piece of plastic and repurpose it as a convenient sandwich  holder.  </span><br /><span style="font-size: large;"> </span></div><div class="after_title" dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"> </span></div><div class="separator" dir="ltr" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEitb4eHKmaPCLhcskpz3T5QSsLmYE6xNwRnaeQXOscOgEiW4Q5LsyXmu92bXruxzhpzaprSkOZ_kx-HRunkwZ4cWrQJhDQd0JmHLqe8AE0ZCMXZFwda0B80nbks7Rub92FICudFYdBq3OA/s1600/10.-Bull-Dog.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="240" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEitb4eHKmaPCLhcskpz3T5QSsLmYE6xNwRnaeQXOscOgEiW4Q5LsyXmu92bXruxzhpzaprSkOZ_kx-HRunkwZ4cWrQJhDQd0JmHLqe8AE0ZCMXZFwda0B80nbks7Rub92FICudFYdBq3OA/s320/10.-Bull-Dog.jpg" width="320" /></a></span></div><div class="after_title" dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"> </span></div><div class="after_title" dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><div class="after_title"><h2><span style="font-size: large;">2<span></span> Vertical Clothing Stack  </span></h2><span style="font-size: large;">Such a simple idea! By stacking your clothes vertically in your drawers,  you can get a better sense of all your wardrobe possibilities.  </span><br /><span style="font-size: large;"> </span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiDV6u-q4qQliFx6J9FRhnIQS-kSuM3VmUHdwtxKE_a9-h0Vax2gvwXTOLaTGpVZ9vdOU9ef1em2warKR0lHV-7DUJNiFaN0Y1_8NFVHinPASCmzxWHfrMNfeFRInmKNy55IL0By_TmXbw/s1600/10.-Bull-Dog.jpg" /></span></div><div class="after_title"><span style="font-size: large;"> </span></div><span style="font-size: large;"> </span></div><div class="after_title" dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><div class="after_title"><h2><span style="font-size: large;">3<span></span> Hair Clip for Wire Wrapping  </span></h2><span style="font-size: large;">Eliminate the constant tangling by using a small hair clip to keep wires  straight. This solution is even easier to use than rubber bands.  </span><br /><span style="font-size: large;"> </span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhjyoeGxj6IrX127tWRybOPSYm0HIST3GXg1mGm2WdqvYc7DAIH2USLshyzlzANhtglh3ueIxaS3yv-4djir_3squuuusyKD0pMxOTah2zoKT2sKnq3sdbLpFeZHNhL2VAmyaPL33C_0aY/s1600/10.-Bull-Dog.jpg" /></span></div><div class="after_title"><span style="font-size: large;"> </span></div><span style="font-size: large;"> </span><div class="after_title"><h2><span style="font-size: large;">4 Toothpaste on the Car Headlights  </span></h2><span style="font-size: large;">What a difference a little toothpaste makes in keeping your headlights  clean and sparkly. Rather than spending money on costly materials, this  solution is inexpensive and effective.  </span><br /> </div></div><div class="after_title" dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"> </span></div><div class="separator" dir="ltr" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhiQ6oWU9sbNUiZyLJtCLzzXDjGkprAzJi3iVei7M0yyvCckV636nDTkeeyq431ozExBmXpi7fyDzxrwyeNEcyK9xrh2v0XkeiS1Daw3EfSBArdBdI4lDdBXGFy9p5ZcSkVRZmvdzBE5uM/s1600/10.-Bull-Dog.jpg" /></span></div><div class="after_title" dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"> </span></div><div class="after_title" dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"> </span><div class="after_title"><h2><span style="font-size: large;">5<span></span> DVD Scratches  </span></h2><span style="font-size: large;">If the disk is skipping, rub a banana over it to seal the scratches and  keep the DVD playing. Remember to wipe it off before you stick it back  in. </span><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" height="266" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgMuJNOGxj6YZmeAHwV8jPsBMSmZnA5LL5v_bboPOIsnXLAMNRctDxH7OEczSQJFN6ozQWWvBCvxtAVrWVH3nN8-naLR9LSlPeaCxKU6rugLOjMfaprb95oWGxaGv6XSae2hSf_qS93gd0/s400/10.-Bull-Dog.jpg" width="400" /></span></div><br /> </div></div><div class="after_title" dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"> </span></div><div class="after_title" dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><div class="after_title"><h2><span style="font-size: large;">6 Amplify  </span></h2><span style="font-size: large;">Put your iPhone or iPod into a bowl. It will amplify the speaker and make the party even louder.  </span><br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" height="245" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhkitriGJK3WeH5g4N2yADZTLfQWaQU4wD7dOCJ1dsvHuFURZDcsf46EOvzGtGYUpzUwsAvTWDR5TplAXr6XOOE6aldGIWlZgztXXlJd5RxU9Ge92_ThBoUEJbw8sTdiSWxBu8wg8XuPMU/s400/10.-Bull-Dog.jpg" width="400" /></span></div></div><span style="font-size: large;"> </span></div><div class="after_title" dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"> </span></div><div class="after_title" dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"> </span><h2><span style="font-size: large;"><span>7</span> Dryer Sheets  </span></h2><span style="font-size: large;">Put a dryer sheet in your pocket next time you go hiking or camping. It will keep the mosquitoes away from you. </span><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" height="205" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEggnN5h1TCkwUbMPBmtLiwb0cNXL49yWEUO-Sr4A2VYypENqUd5fzIP9jBsK4ZS1CmTiQOqFv6WtvyEH015SDwj_5NN7-85I8cniBEZEGoBt9KX8RuAvKunM3GhSTFfm973_r8QLXmbKTU/s400/10.-Bull-Dog.jpg" width="400" /></span></div></div><div class="after_title" dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"> </span><h2><span style="font-size: large;"><span>8</span> Grilled Cheese  </span></h2><span style="font-size: large;">Put bread and cheese in the toaster sideways. It makes a DIY toaster oven that makes great, crunchy grilled cheese sandwiches. </span><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjIv-0ma__UyBaWIU4EWS67weBKtyNLNkHoe_Ia4NCDG8RrP2Cfjn3TQd7V0hZK41LcgvcVpP1iKOfZiuvGQ2t0LsubMQTwLv0XLhwhERUg8fuZZcj6k13r916REqOvEzLME4MPtomEFdA/s1600/10.-Bull-Dog.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="300" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjIv-0ma__UyBaWIU4EWS67weBKtyNLNkHoe_Ia4NCDG8RrP2Cfjn3TQd7V0hZK41LcgvcVpP1iKOfZiuvGQ2t0LsubMQTwLv0XLhwhERUg8fuZZcj6k13r916REqOvEzLME4MPtomEFdA/s400/10.-Bull-Dog.jpg" width="400" /></a></span></div><br /></div></div>

You Need to Know this Life Tips

You Need to Know this Life Tips

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